Sunday, October 9, 2011

Dog Hair

I loathe dog hair. 

I don't just hate it.  I don't dislike it.  I loathe it.  I despise it.

Our dog is so stinkin' cute.  People tell us all of the time what a good dog she is, how well behaved she is, how cute she is, how soft her fur it.  I don't dispute these things.  I will take a little credit for her behavior.  I think I really missed my calling and probably should have been a dog trainer.  I can't take any credit for her cuteness (God made her that way). 

But that fur... it sheds like crazy and gets EV.ER.Y.WHERE!!

I vaccumed.  It runs from the vaccum.

I used the swiffer.  It works pretty well, but some of it gets pushed around.

I used the swiffer vac.  Still some there.

Swiffer mop.  Yup still there and now it is wet and sticks to the floor.

I try to wipe it up... I can't.

I have "joked" with Phil in the past that I am going to shave the dog.  Maybe wax.  After cleaning today, the idea doesn't sound so crazy.  I know it is probably "cruel" and will freak the dog, blah blah blah. 

I probably won't do it.

I can't even get her to stand still for a bath, how would I get her to stand still long enough to shave her. 

Totally unrealistic.

I just found dog hair in the newly washed dishes straight from the dishwasher...

I'm going to lose it.

Thank goodness for Taylor we don't have any clippers.


Love, Mrs. Janney

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