Choking small cute animals is significantly worse than trying to touch a woman's breast.
However, I don't think that would be a good defense for possibly groping someone in the park. "Officer, it really wasn't that big of a deal. At least I didn't choke a kitten."
That should have been the first clue.
Then one of the pitbulls takes Taylor's ball from her and proceeds to run around, almost taunting her with it.
We scooped up Cotton and lured Taylor away so we could get some distance between us and these dogs. so we walked away and did more running and chasing, trying out best to make sure Witching Hour is as short as possible. Taylor runs off towards the water bowl, which happens to be next to the picnic table that everyone is sitting on.
We decided to follow her over there, while I carried Cotton and then we would be going home. We walked over to towards Taylor and one of the pitbulls charges up to me and starts jumping on me. Now, my arms are full, so all I have to get the dog away from me are my legs.
Have you ever had a large pitbull charge up to you and jump on you? It's not exactly a comforting thing.
So I started using my legs to push the dog off of me.
Now the owner perks up.
"NO!! You have push her off with your hands!" she says to me as she jumps to her feet and comes over to me. Her dog is still jumping up on me.
"Well my hands are kind of full right now... with my dog," I replied.
What I should have said was, "Thanks for picking up your dogs $hit." Or "How about you supervise your damn dogs." Or maybe "Why don't you keep your dogs from jumping on other people instead of making strangers train your dumb dog." Although apparently, dog park people do think they should train each other's dogs. Hence why the people the day before tried to teach my puppy to not bite by choking him. But I didn't.
After her dog jumped on me a few more times, we decided it was time to go.
I think it is time to find another dog park. Until then, we have taken to running around the living room to wear Cotton out. You want a good mental image? That would be me, running around my living and dining room, maneuvering around my coffee table and dining table while saying, "Come get Momma!" over and over again.
No I will not film that.